writer. reader. vegetarian. soulful. sardonic. irreverent. cat lover. obsessive graphomaniac. spend my time being partly sarcastic, but mostly cynical.

Author of the memoir She’s So Heavy, which you can find here.

I’m liberal, atheist, and … I’ll stop there. You’ve probably quit reading by now.

“afflated orgasm of the heart” quoted from DFW’s novel Infinite Jest